cyclegasm

orgasm given by a bicycle when ur riding HARD!!!!!11one1
A *certain* area needs to be very gentle for this condition.

those Latvian guys got like 3 cyclegasms in a row as they were riding uphill

by nommable August 22, 2008

Emanstrial cycle

1. When the linen in the testicles that protects sperm is excreted through the penis once a month for about three days
2. A man period
3. The man struck cycle

Man, Landon is such a butthole today. He must be on his emanstrial cycle

by Realfacts4urlife July 12, 2017

cycletard

Young urban hipster that rides a bicycle. These special people wear skin tight pants with some punk belt with their ass crack hanging out, pant leg rolled up and Chuck Taylor All Stars shoes on and some sort of skin tight t-shirt and stupid assed necklace like a dog chain around their neck. They've usually modified a good bicycle and turned it into an abomination by taking the brakes off, handlebars straight and chopped, and fixed gears. They think they're gods gift to bicycling (which sucks anyway) and think they rule the road. They're more like deer on the road, very unpredictable, and swerve in and out of traffic in rush hour, use the sidewalks and generally cry large alligator tears when they get run down... Cycletards are the worst of the hipster douchebags on the planet.

What was that I just ran over? I think it might have been a cycletard, as I have black jeans wrapped around my axle now. Damn it.

by SeattleEvilDave October 17, 2009

music dick cycle

When older fans of a genre of music accuse the newer, more modern bands and fans of being not true to that genre, sell-outs, wannabes, gay, when they are just as good if not better than older, original and founding bands.

"OMG!!! Rise Against isn't real punk rock!!! The Ramones are real!"- Old punk fan showing music dick cycle

by mindfreak06 August 10, 2010

spin cycle

When an opiate addict rotates in and out of rehab continuously for the experience of the first high after being clean for a few days. Also known as the cause of most drug over doses of relapse addicts.

Many addicts die from over doses after coming out of the spin cycle of rehab and addiction.

by Fonda Cox March 26, 2008

snick cycle

A multi-month long cycle of anticipation, hype, and eventually trolling in regards to any video game that is coming out. Originally started solely on the xbox 360 platform, it has recently moved to PC games. The support varies from extreme devotion to the game to it's eventual badmouthing.

the snick cycle is in full effect for BF3

by DocBN4G October 2, 2011

Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe

When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.

Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"

by Java_Cakes January 15, 2019