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one calls a member of crips as a form of disrespect to show disposition of character and to defy a gangmember who follows under tha 6
ashes to ashes dust to dust in bloodz we trust in CRABS we bust.
by john mack December 20, 2007
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Curbstomp

1. To put someones head on the side walk, raise ones foot, and push down on the head with force with bottom of food. This results in blood and if you're good enough, death.

2. A way of showing how you owned or pwn'd someone.
1. We told him to kneel down and pick something up, and then we curb stomped him. Poor kid.

2. Person 1: We won!
Person 2: We totally curbstomped those bitches in the 6th battle.
by Shenkisshi August 12, 2006
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cubs fan

The worst fans of any sports team in the history of the world. Characterized by the ability to yell, "YAAAAAY, Cubbies!" like a 12 year old girl, and an incessant need to tell other teams' fans that they suck... even as the Cubs lose... again.

It is believed Cubs fans breathe through a particular speech process, which requires them to describe the high prices of concessions at Wrigley Field, thus announcing the great wealth they perceive themselves to possess. Social structure amongst Cubs fans is based upon the number of times an individual can appear on television; researchers believe this explains why Wrigley Field sells out and why Cubs fans always dress like New Jerseyite teenage girls at the mall. Little is known about their reproductive habits, although it is believed to involve large amounts of cheap alcohol and roofies.

There are two main varieties of Cubs fan: male and female.

The male variety is characterized as a "douche" and/or a "brah". Sometimes, he is simply referred to as an "asshole". He is easily spotted by his trucker cap (generally cocked to the side), his styled-to-look-that-way "messy" hair, flip-flops and his multiple shirts (each generally two or three sizes too small). Male Cubs fans may also "pop" their collars and may be found drinking margaritas. In their natural environment, male Cubs fans often sport barbwire tattoos on their arms; in their parlace, this is: "Fucken RAAAAAD, BRAAAH!"

The female variety of Cubs fan is characterized by a skreetchy voice, too much make-up (which will be fixed multiple times during every game, often while the Cubs are at the plate), high heels and mid-game questions such as, "Who are the Cubs playing today?" and "When do the Cubs hit again?"

Due to a fear of food and the fact they are born with a make-up brush in each hand, female Cubs fans are often visually attractive. However, potential suitors are cautioned to listen to her speak and/or count the number of labels she has prominently featured on her body or belongings as these signs often point to "high maintenance" levels far exceeding those of other "high maintenance" females.
Guy 1: "I feel sorry for the Cubs. Not only do these guys have to play for a perennial loser, they have to do it for the worst fans alive!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, Cubs fans are like a cold: they can't kill you, but when they visit they can make you wish you were dead."
by C 2 Shine N C December 9, 2008
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crabs

i was going down on my girl and saw the little man in the canoe was being attacked by crabs.
by crazy yankee May 8, 2009
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CABS

One whose breath chonically smells like ass all the time under any circumstance regardless of any attempts made to make ones breath smell fresh.
Oh shit nigga, get them CABS outta my face i'm bout to poop a hammer!
by fksngs December 3, 2006
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Ass Crabs

Haveing pubic lice on your butt and in the hair
Cheerleaders are the main carrier of Ass crabs
by Foxeswrestler24 November 1, 2010
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crabs

the definition of a crab is a diss to crips because crips kill each other too. so they're crabs. most crip gangs dont like ROLLIN' 60 CRIP; a diss, NAPPS. before CRABS, the diss to crips was called E-Ricket because crips started in EAST LOS ANGELES, a gang called EASTCOAST CRIP, 1-9-0. crips would go around makin' noise, skippin' around and sayin' cuh every other second. so what bloods usually do with their words, they replace the "C" with a "B" but back then they replace the "C" with an "E" to represent EASTCOAST CRIPS. E-RICKET(EASTCOAST CRICKETS).
what happens if you put a whole bunch of crabs in one box. they start fightin' with each other and thats what they do, they fight each other.

"ay blood, look at those crab niggas fightin' each other."
by ya teacher October 14, 2006
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