craptography

Craptography - Slang term referring to bad photography as coined by Craptography.com members are dedicated to critiquing good and bad photography as a means for enhancing our own photographic skills.

Dude, now that's craptography!

I took some pictures when I was drunk, pure craptography!

by wavelength November 10, 2008

Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

Craptop

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016

Cryptochronicpelkalite

A girlfriend so perfect she is to hard to describe. She drives you crazy and you can't help but love her and want to wife her up.

My girl is on some next level cryptochronicpelkalite.

by Mason_nh July 19, 2017

crypto-slut

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.

Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

crypto mugging

The act of paying exorbitant GAS fees or any other transaction fee to simply trade crypto.

Wow I got a proper crypto mugging last night - gas fees were through the roof!
- cryptocloaker 2020

by cryptocloaker March 17, 2021

CrispToast18966

A child. The definition of a child. Not much more to say, apart from a child. Also known as “Toastie”, or “Tost”, he loves turkey dinosaurs.

*it’s a joke toastie no offence

OMG, stop being such a CrispToast18966, your 60 for god sake!

by Arham Butt March 31, 2021