When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
Get the Crippled Snailmug. 1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012
Get the Cripple-ishmug. 
the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression
by dablord69 October 23, 2017
Get the crippling rationalitymug. 
by Katias98 March 7, 2022
Get the crippled simpmug. When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.
by Highschool DxD November 21, 2017
Get the Crippling Stankmug.