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Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.
by TEMAC December 20, 2015
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Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
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wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.
Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!
by jlujan69 April 15, 2020
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CREDIT CARD

The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)
mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D
by CREDIT CARD July 9, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>I DI Not Know Credits Cards Are Advertised And Marketed Towards rapists<.7.9.7.6.>
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Credit card slot

The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.
by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
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