X-ray cray

Extremely crazy
A 15 on a 10-point scale of craziness

You can’t believe what you’re seeing because it is so freaking crazy

Dominique, the fake baby-toting lunatic, is x-ray cray. No doctor or meds can scratch the surface of what is brewing there. Run! Do not make eye contact les you get sucked in.

by Wheathead December 7, 2024

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Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

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Craymitzvahog

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.

by Katehog May 23, 2012

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broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

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Crayz for Dayz

Used to describe a really crazy situation.

Person 1: Were you able to get that TV on Black Friday?
Person 2: Nah man, everyone at Best Buy was Crayz for Dayz!

Person 1: Aye you down to party tonight?
Person 2: Sorry, I have to study. Finals week is Crayz for Dayz!

by eyesontheprize19 December 3, 2011

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