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Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.
Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"
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