Covfefe

Translated in arabic as "I will stand up"

President Trump let the muslim world know he will covfefe

by brightened May 31, 2017

covfefe

When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.

Despite the negative press covfefe,

by Covfefe May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Rumph8r May 31, 2017

covfefe

cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/

The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.

The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.

also see: covfefeaphobia

by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017

Covfefe

???..not even a frigging verb?

When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this

Trump has been awarded by Wikipedia for his "pulled out of ass information" as he shocks media all over with "covfefe"

by [e-mail] June 2, 2017

covfefe

When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by iLLusIoNz47 June 7, 2017

Covfefe

A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.

Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.

"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."

by strawberry auklet June 1, 2017