Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019

the Cosmic Udic

The uncanny connection between Urban Dictionary word of the day and something going on in your life or something you just heard about from several unrelated people, or something you've been trying to express but didnt have a word for.

Also the unseen powerful all knowing deity that controls that kind of thing in cyberspace.

" OMG I was just like talking to MBF about Sex In the City and shopping when she told me the word of the day was shoe whore!
I am so there!!"

OMG the Cosmic Udic!

by lynnyoga October 11, 2009

cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

Cosmic Horn

You will fuck everything that moves.

"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"

by Lydzieee December 15, 2008

cosmic kiss

A Euphoric kiss that is out of this world. Erotic. Pleasurable. Ecstasy. Supernatural

When he kissed me it was a complete cosmic kiss.
It was almost as good as a cosmic kiss.
Her touch was like a cosmic kiss.
His lips felt like a cosmic kiss.

by ReddStarr August 27, 2017

Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011

Cosmic brownie

Is what you call a gay blackie.

Look, a cosmic brownie is sucking dick

by Keaton MW. Boltz February 19, 2021