Snifftopher Columbus

When you take your dog out at 3am for a quick pee and it turns into a full on exploration of every leaf, twig and piece of trash in the neighborhood.

I tried to take the dog out for a quick piss and he went all Snifftopher Columbus on me.

by TwiggyZiggy March 18, 2016

Mission, British Columbia

A small town in Canada, which is proven to be the most useless place in Canada. With nothing to do, Mission is known as "skid-nation" or "boring". Mission has absolutely nothing to do. It has "Urban Planet" for a teenager clothing retreat. Considering that is the only place to get clothing for teenagers, Everyone owns everything from there. To close this negative argument, Mission is the worst city, ever. Sorrow and sympathy is sent to everyone whom lives there. Sucks to be you, suckers!

Sorry to the people of Mission, British Columbia.

by MissionHater January 3, 2010

Columbia Sportswear

Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working blue collar workers, and upper middle class people alike.

Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.

by haji June 11, 2006

Columbian Marching Powder

Another name for Sniff, coke , Charlie, Snow.

Just got a quarter of Columbian Marching Powder. Time for a session.

by Gerry+ July 29, 2018

Calum

A really laid back character. Tend to be the most loyal guys around, and despise cheating. Very big-hearted. Very loyal aswell, relationship or friendship you can always trust these to stick with you to the very end no matter what happens. Tends to watch girls go and never see them come. (Basically a figure of speech representing the fact they never see girls wanting them and only ever sees them walking away from them). Really easy to get along with and funny. Whilst they may not be the attractive they will always be the best in a relationship. Extremely shy and attempts to avoid public speaking in big groups.

namespeoplebig-heartedloyalSeesthemgoCalum

by Dianakapa October 23, 2013

Calum

Hottie beyond hottie. An absolute adonis. Unfortunately Calum's are aware of this fact and have been known to radiate towards mirrors like moth to a flame. But once resigned to the fact that wherever there's a mirror, there's a Calum, you can really begin to appreciate what amazing people they are on the inside. Loyal, sweet, secret cuddle monsters, with a catch-you-off-guard kind of sense of humor. Sometimes you just wish they knew how great they were on the inside instead of just the outside.

"Stop being so Calum you've already been in front of the mirror for like two hours!"

by Messilythebestily November 29, 2013

Columbus, Georgia

A nice medium sized city near Alabama far enough away from Atlanta to be nice. Home of Aflac, TSYS, Char-Broil Grills, the State Theatre of Georgia, Ft. Benning and the National Infantry Museum. Northern most navigable stop on the Chattahoochee River. Contains some really ugly architecture such as the TSYS headquarters and the government center. Citizens are mostly middle-class workers whose children play baseball take piano lessons.

People from Atlanta know it as "that place where we stop to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way to our beach condo", also "oh, is that a suburb?"

Noted as being significantly better than its Alabama brother to the west, Phenix City.

Also noted for not being near any other city.

-Where are you from?

-Columbus, Georgia.

-Oh yeah! Thats that place with the giant cow outside the Best Buy!

-Yeah! We have great barbeque too!

by pooropolis March 25, 2011