Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.

Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers

by PXRA September 17, 2021

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Trooping the colour

A particularly heavy period flow for a woman. Named after the British army display on the Queen's official birthday, where the foot guards parade in the bright red jackets.

Even though it was his birthday, the horse guards parade was on. Dave didn't get his birthday shag as his missus was trooping the colour.

by Grumpy Expat June 8, 2019

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