colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

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Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam September 19, 2008

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The act of urinating into your partner during anal sex.

The "Golden-Colonic" is the new uber cleanse craze

by bunnypig February 18, 2010

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A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

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When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.

"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."

by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009

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White colonizer is not a slur

by Slur officer April 12, 2022

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Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 10, 2012

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