colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

Colosus

Head Admin of www.tribalwar.com. He's generous with his time and is pretty attractive.


rayn is gay.

<BadMoFo> SHIELDS DOWN
<Hologram> Don't worry, Colosus will fix it.

by Hologram June 1, 2004

colossal

a really big cock

His colossal dick gets him all the ladies.

by NA$HA July 20, 2010

collossal

Large, big, gigantic

The collossal road project was overwhelming to the contractors.

by texasroofer January 17, 2008

Colossus of Scrodes

Named after the Colossus of Rhodes, one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World, a Colossus of Scrodes is a dirtbag. Somebody you don't necessarily hate or have contempt for, but somebody who has several antagonistic qualities that one may go so far as to admire.

Check out Colossus of Scrodes, using pick-up lines at a salon? That guy's an admirable dumbass.

by No, that other guy October 19, 2010

Colesing out

To give up on a task that you have previosly said you would do.

Andy: hey are you going to the gym today?

Sam: Nah mate, im colesing out.

by spainardintheworks January 10, 2013

ColeSlaw Salad

When you melt cheese on a woman's downstairs mix up while dipping fries in the wet, cheesy substance. See TyFry Salad for dipping fries in the front for cheese and then the brown eye next door for chili. When the cheese is gone refill her with your magic ranch dip and proceed with the remainder of the fries.

Ben: Mary I'm hungry
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started

Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's

by Hdffcgbvhh May 7, 2017