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Get the covfefe mug.When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet
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The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
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The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.
also see: covfefeaphobia
also see: covfefeaphobia
by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017
Get the covfefe mug.The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.
This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
by penumbrafest July 26, 2017
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by Bahmanp June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.
Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
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