Covfefe

Translated in arabic as "I will stand up"

President Trump let the muslim world know he will covfefe

by brightened May 31, 2017

covfefe

When the press notices how small and ineffectual your hands are, and makes fun of it.

Despite the negative press covfefe,

by Covfefe May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Rumph8r May 31, 2017

covfefe

cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/

The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.

The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.

also see: covfefeaphobia

by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017

covfefe

When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by iLLusIoNz47 June 7, 2017

Covfefe

When you are insane, but become president of the United States and you want to write "conference", but you are drunk or high, then you fall asleep.

#trump #potus #covfefe

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Bahmanp June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is when you're trying to make a bad decision on social media or trying to text an ex while drunk on a Tuesday night and someone with more sense than you tries and succeeds to yank the phone out of your hand, but not before you write 'covfefe'. Also popularized by Trump in a frantic midnight tweet on May 30th, 2017 in which he was once again complaining about bad press coverage, or 'covfefe'.

Girl: Man I almost texted my ex-boyfriend last night drunk off my ass eating a McChicken and a 10 piece McNugget meal until my friend successfully covefefe'd the phone out of my hand. Clearly dodged a bullet there!

Guy: I was totally going to blast my boss on twitter but my friend talked my off the ledge - another successful covfefe.

by DiezselD May 31, 2017