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Clunge Fishing

Throwing an object into an area of the swimming pool that is ocupide by girls and seeing how many girls bring it back.... clunge fishing.
by shuelin March 1, 2011
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Clunge-Point

A vantage point or location where you can view Clunge better than your friends.
The corner of the university library is a good Clunge-Point
by (LAK) Wendal November 22, 2011
mugGet the Clunge-Pointmug.

Clunge Pump

When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit
Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay
by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021
mugGet the Clunge Pumpmug.

Nuns clunge

You're as helpful as a nuns clunge
by rambotnik April 26, 2015
mugGet the Nuns clungemug.

Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.
what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!
by CaroVorona October 21, 2010
mugGet the Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)mug.

Clunge-Circus

Antonym of sausage fest. High girl to guy ratio
"You cant not pull tonight. Its a propper clunge-circus"
by agrajag_undefined June 10, 2009
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Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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