fan clubber

A fan clubber is a girl that gets all dolled up to go to night clubs & get free drinks & dance with guys they just met that night. The fan clubber will ALWAYS say that it's "Girls night out" whenever she wants to go fan clubbing with her girlfriends. They do this because their in search of building their fan club and adding more guys to their long list of dudes they go out and party with. They'll go dancing and accept free drinks from dudes that only want an easy buzzed chick to hook up with. The guy's they're out flirting with they usually also exchange phone numbers with. Fan clubbers will always refer to the new guys they met as "just friends." The reason why their called fan clubbers is because they typically have no intention of hooking up with the guys they flirt with but, that doesn't mean they won't because if you get a fan clubber buzzed or especially drunk, it's not terribly difficult to hook up with one.

I took Teresa out to dinner, then we went dancing and I bought her like 2 or 3 drinks and she still wouldn't hook up with me. She's just another fan clubber.

by Double Dawg May 12, 2008

She buggin', I'm clubbin'

A phrase to use when your significant other is being extremely annoying, a bitch, or bugging on the daily. It's great for any situation in which your significant other's actions are sub par to how you'd want to be treated. It's all about empowerment and making the user of the phrase feel strong and that they have the power to tear up some serious shit at the club.

Daquan: "Bro, my girl has been nagging me none stop lately."
Jim: "I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
Daquan: "It's cool. If she buggin', I'm clubbin'."

by Coobieboobie January 19, 2018

Clubbing Baby Seals

The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't

John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"

by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010

seal clubbers

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

Clubber Kidd

see 'Cum Gutter'

by hoisin & plum September 2, 2003

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Swedish Clubber

Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming

An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.

by Marvin Sloane May 2, 2005