A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.
Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.
by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010
Get the chastity beard mug.A character played by Doug Walker on the www.Thatgywiththeglasses.com, the Bum reveiws current and popular movies often starting off with "oh my God, this is the greatest movie I have ever seen!", followed by explaining the plot in a very simple manner (Often with spoilers to the film). He willl some time compare himself to the characters in an comidic way. He always ends by saying " This is Chester A. Bum saying: CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE, OH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT CHANGE!?" as he shakes a Styrofome cup in the camera's face. He made a satarical negative reveiw for "Citizen Kane" calling it the worst movie ever. But other than that his reveiws have the same set-up.
"Oh my God this is the greatest movie I've ever seen! There's this guy.."
"I was an Asian Boyscout once! That was a weird week."- From 'Up' reveiw
"Then the Nostalgima Critic got hit in his testamicles Testicles, I sure hope his testimacles were allright!"-from NC vs AVGN reveiw
"And now it's time for 'Bum Reveiws, with Chester A. Bum."- Narrorator n the begining of an episode
"I was an Asian Boyscout once! That was a weird week."- From 'Up' reveiw
"Then the Nostalgima Critic got hit in his testamicles Testicles, I sure hope his testimacles were allright!"-from NC vs AVGN reveiw
"And now it's time for 'Bum Reveiws, with Chester A. Bum."- Narrorator n the begining of an episode
by Rdvd17 July 22, 2009
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by boshk March 8, 2005
Get the chestacular mug.Brotatoe 1: Bro! I can bench like 300 pounds.
Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.
Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.
by BorkTheStork December 14, 2014
Get the chest beating mug."Okay, I've just got to get it off my chest - I slept with your girlfriend. And her sister. And her mom. But don't ask about any family pets."
by M. W. B. September 8, 2008
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by Frenchy-Foo January 7, 2011
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"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
by themilfonian November 1, 2011
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