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chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.
Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.
by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010
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Chester A. Bum

A character played by Doug Walker on the www.Thatgywiththeglasses.com, the Bum reveiws current and popular movies often starting off with "oh my God, this is the greatest movie I have ever seen!", followed by explaining the plot in a very simple manner (Often with spoilers to the film). He willl some time compare himself to the characters in an comidic way. He always ends by saying " This is Chester A. Bum saying: CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE, OH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT CHANGE!?" as he shakes a Styrofome cup in the camera's face. He made a satarical negative reveiw for "Citizen Kane" calling it the worst movie ever. But other than that his reveiws have the same set-up.
"Oh my God this is the greatest movie I've ever seen! There's this guy.."

"I was an Asian Boyscout once! That was a weird week."- From 'Up' reveiw

"Then the Nostalgima Critic got hit in his testamicles Testicles, I sure hope his testimacles were allright!"-from NC vs AVGN reveiw

"And now it's time for 'Bum Reveiws, with Chester A. Bum."- Narrorator n the begining of an episode
by Rdvd17 July 22, 2009
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chestacular

jennifer love hewitt is chestacular!
by boshk March 8, 2005
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chest beating

1)Doing an action for the sole purpose of being a show off
2)Trying to outmatch someone else
Brotatoe 1: Bro! I can bench like 300 pounds.

Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.
by BorkTheStork December 14, 2014
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get it off my chest

"Okay, I've just got to get it off my chest - I slept with your girlfriend. And her sister. And her mom. But don't ask about any family pets."
by M. W. B. September 8, 2008
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Chesterland

a peaceful quaint township where the Return to Africa (RTA) does not pass through, thus property values hold steady
Dude, I am so moving to Chesterland..
by Frenchy-Foo January 7, 2011
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shit on my chest

when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up
"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
by themilfonian November 1, 2011
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