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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Dick Chuckin'

The act of chuckin' dicks across a 40 yard surface.
Guy 1: "Hey man, You want to go Dick Chuckin' this weekend"?
Guy 2: "Nah man, I threw my back out from it last time".
by Man of Steel 99 February 15, 2017
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Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus
Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.
by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017
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Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.
paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)
by ObeyZod September 15, 2005
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Check-in Fatigue

It's the malady that sets in when the user realizes "services" like Foursquare are a complete and utter waste of time.
Hey, I just became Mayor of my workplace! When do I get my pay rise?

Heh - that's only because Mary stopped checking-in on Foursquare. She has total check-in fatigue.
by Doomnation September 2, 2010
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Cheekin' and Peekin'

An advanced method of "slicing the pie," a tactical method of maneuvering & positioning oneself while firing a weapon from behind cover. This is a method that is not used by many law enforcement agencies, as is it far too advanced for most officers who only have basic firearms training.
"Officer Bell was cheekin' and peekin' from behind the mailbox as he fired his Glock 19 to terminate the threat in the firearms confrontation."
by TSPoon December 20, 2013
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chocking

Supporting the knees with wedges so they don't slip forward while fucking doggy style. Similar to chocking the wheels of a trailer.
My new girl insists on chocking her knees so she doesn't slide around while I'm behind her.
by loverlygirl September 7, 2016
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