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Charlie Sheen

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011
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Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .
(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.
by Unkie Al February 11, 2006
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Charlie Brown Christmas tree

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005
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Charliephobia

The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.
I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Charlie Campbell

A St. Michael's legend - in some ways an oxymoron, a nice guys who's down to earth but went to Michaels.
by Gavvvvers March 10, 2017
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Charlie Abbott

by Louise Wilson February 6, 2019
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Charlie Bradley

The kid who asked a girl name shaylee for nudes, and sucks at 2k #NotComp
Have you seen like?
No he’s being a Charlie Bradley and asking shaylee for nudes
by Nick HartmanThebest January 15, 2022
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