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Charitomenosphilia

Formed by the greek words χαριτωμένος (charitoménos), meaning "cute" and φιλία (philía), "Highest form of love". Subjects affected by this disorder are referred to as Charitomenosphile/Charitomenosphiles

Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".

Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Speaker 1: "Omg bro why do you want to fuck that teddy bear so much?"

Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"
by Admissions March 9, 2022
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Charitocracy

Political-Elitist 'Corporatized' Charity Organizations with highly paid Trust Boards, CEOs & Management, operating by Corporate 'Business' Structures - A Neoliberal take on the Late-Victorian aka Dickensian 'Workhouse' and 'Poorhouse'.

Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.
by PartisanZ March 12, 2022
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Charitable Pierre

When you finish going down on a woman's vagina and use your fingers to wipe away her pussy juices from your upper lip in the form of a thin pencil moustache.
"She was so juicy I had to give myself a Charitable Pierre when I came up for air"
by GhOsTwHoTaLkS July 12, 2022
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Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013
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sand_x_charity

Sand and charity are the greatest, non edating couple ever.
Ugh, i just love sand_x_charity so much.
by rooted.mips.fan May 23, 2021
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charity faith

A beautiful and religious girl who is outgoing and very smart. Loves animals and loves her family. She does well in school and has lots of friends. Will always tell you what's on her mind. Has faith in God and is a very special person all together.
by Dreamgirl82 December 21, 2016
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charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
by Boggler March 5, 2004
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