semen cape

a massive load of cum taken on someone's back that resembles a cape when dried out

Sam walked around the party sporting a semen cape on his back that Alex gave to him earlier that night.

by Jergens Mousemallow December 21, 2008

Cape-Flapping

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result

"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."

by Naked Fain August 12, 2008

Cape Cod Female

A True Cape Cod female meaning 90% of them are a complete waste of time. They usually all end their relationships before summer so they can be complete sluts. They cant think for themselves. If their friends dont like somebody they have to not like them as well or they will be rejected and they cant handle that. You never want to piss one off either because her and her whole group of friends will go extremely far out of their way to make sure you cant have a relationship with anybody else. It's not like they have anything better to do. Most of them have bad drug problems as well and are so dependant on the material things their parents have bought for them that they look down on anybody that has to struggle to make ends meet while they're driving around in their mom or dads car. They are in search of a stable place to stay thats not their parents but where they can fuck and party and they dont believe in love they will leave you in a second to bounce on the next cock with more money.

I went to the cape and all i got was fucked over by some cape cod female.

by Righteous1 June 20, 2008

chaperoner

1) The unfortunate boner you receiver from a hot chaperone, especially at a soiree.

2) A shameful boner the chaperone catches you with after she breaks up the grinding.

Your date: Is that chaperoner from me or Mrs. Breen over there?

by Kammwise August 13, 2014

Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

Bob Chapek

Destroyer of childrens’ dreams and their parents’ wallets, my greatest regret, my personal Ultron. Bob Chapek is my friend turned foe. Sometimes as I look onto the sunset I ponder the question, “what if I didn’t leave the keys to the kingdom to a greedy man like Robert Chapek? What if? What if indeed?…”

What If… now streaming on Disney+, the service I started for only $8.99 a month

There’s a special spot in the The River Styx as seen in the hit Disney movie, Hercules, for you Bob Chapek

by Michael Eisner rules 1994 October 6, 2021

the corner of church and chapel

1.) a corner in New Haven, Connecticut
2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim

THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!

Chinese Tim sucks balls on the corner of church and chapel

by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005