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spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.
That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.
by jatgm1 March 8, 2018
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Cunt Cottage

Not unlike a She Shed or Bitch Barn, the Cunt Cottage is equipped with tools for most any project and is owned by a strong women who knows how to use all her tools.
Jessica has her Cunt Cottage prepared for the home improvement and landscaping projects.
by JaWar June 12, 2020
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Rose Cottage

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone
Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."
by pauly coconuts September 5, 2020
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flying cottage cheesy

(In the game CS:GO) to make a jumping sound cue before peeking an angle and shooting the opposing player in the head. This move is typically done with silver weapons like the sawed off. This move can also be enhanced by peeking the enemy with a run boost
I just flying cottage cheesy’d this bum ass silver
by rg.stew July 11, 2023
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cottage mung

Cottage mung is a cheese curd product with a mild flavor. The curd is usually washed to remove acidity giving sweet curd mung. It is eaten in salads, with fruit, and with fruit puree. Cottage mung is a favorite food among bodybuilders for its high content of protein while being relatively low in fat.
My great aunt fixed me a delicious bowl of cottage mung with sliced pears.
by wilcod February 8, 2008
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Royal Cottage

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.
When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.
by Thomaso January 23, 2007
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Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.
"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."
by KHD August 30, 2003
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