bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

cement

Verb
To cement someone means to tie them up to a rock or other heavy object, and dump them into a lake or other large body of water
“Cement, cement, cement!
Make sure to hold your breath!
Once you reach the bottom—
A fate way worse than death!
Cement! Cement! Cement!”

They had to cement Jack to ensure all lose ends were dealt with.

by SquidsyVT April 23, 2025

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

Cement

das conk creet baybee

Someone could ask you: What’s cement?

Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!

by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023

cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.

Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.

by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022

Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021

cement

Das conk creet baybee

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"

by arydenomics May 31, 2022