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Pull A Caveman

Hitting someone over the head and dragging them to a location in which to be fucked unconsciously
Bro, Ima Pull A Caveman on that hot bitch in my biology class
Pull A Caveman by Krizpy April 25, 2012

big dummy caveman

a person who does extremely dumb things and has an unruly beard.
Did you hear about the big Dummy Caveman who opened a bottle of chemicals with a steel knife and got it all in his eyes and then set his beard on fire?
big dummy caveman by meowa03 January 10, 2017

Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.
Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.

going caveman 

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.
"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

Captain Caveman 

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.
"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"


Captain Caveman by MDMF March 28, 2009

1337 caveman 

1. A great gamer who has outdated equipment. The 1337 caveman suffers from lag, poor connection, and the lack of a girlfriend.

2. An awesome caveman
1. My computer is obsolete. I guess I'm a 1337 caveman now. (cries and cuts self)
2. UGH OOG 1337 caveman
1337 caveman by knucklesrawks August 12, 2008