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coldesac Caucasian

Group of people with white/light skin color, usually of Eastern European descent, or their background looks like it came from an Ancestry commercial. Who are well equipped with Gucci firearms, NODs (night vision) and plenty of ammo to defend said coldesac from foreign and domestic threats.

Not someone to mess with, not your average gun owner. This said person is usually accompanied by others like this person.
Person 1) Yo! Did you meet the new neighbors?
Person 2) No, not yet. Did you?
Person 1) Yeah! Dude has some L3 Harris GPNVG-18 night vision, a decked out HK 416, and I am sure a ton of ammo. Dude is a total coldesac Caucasian. Glad we have more people like him around.

Person 2) holy shit?!? GPNVG-18s?!? No way!! I have to go meet this guy.
by Flo-Ida Mahn69 February 3, 2024
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Blazian Caucasians

When white people do activities that combine black & oriental cultures.
I saw a couple Blazian Caucasians last night. They were eating sushi while watching BET.
by GhoulE September 23, 2012
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Humble Caucasian Opinion

A phrase popularized/ originating from YouTuber 1090 Jake. It means to have an opinion or share your 2 cents about something.
Person 1: did you hear that Charles got arrested for beating his wife?

Person 2: yeah. In my humble Caucasian opinion, Charles is a piece of shit
by Pimp & b May 17, 2021
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caucasian

caucasian people are neanderthals.
by saccharinesmelody June 16, 2022
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Caucasian Ting

by Lil Barook November 30, 2022
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Caucasian Coon

Black but acts white
Jaqavius is such a Caucasian Coon
by Asiansmilf October 22, 2022
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Caucasian Privelege; Education

I wrote a perfect, flawless, award -winning essay.

It got deleted because I accidentally pressed the back arrow.

Give me my gold medal anyway.

Better yet, help me kill all Indians.

They're worthless!

They have ALL the Caucaisn priveldges in the world; but have no accomplishments and just play with dolls and play video games all day, continuing to deny me basic human rights, despite my intelligence, work-ethic and competence.

They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal,.have maids, servants and slaves, have no wife, no kids, no accomplishments.

They are disgusting and worthless.

The only card they have to play is Caucaisn provelege.

Once we stop honoring it?

Da party begins.
Caucasian Privelege; Education is the fact that most Indians have the opportunity to go to online school and learn about the matrix; most of them are too spoiled and entitled to take it.

Most Indians are voluntarily uneducated and voluntarily unemployed.

I, as a colonized girl of color, am forced to educate myself! While my restaurant gets bombed and the KKK uses the matrix to scream in my head, I still manage to educate myself every day. On top of my work as a rapper, writer, CHEF, abolitionist, civil rights leader, singer, composer. I have absolutely nothing; I would give anything for an education!

But Europeans voluntarily throw their lives away. No accomplishments; no work, no schooling, no hobbies, no wife, no kids.

They don't know how to cook; they don't know basic computer programming. I learned a little bit of basic Python in school; they don't even use Scratch. They are so spoiled and so dependent on Caucasian Priveleged, that even their colonization of me and racism towards me is achieved using servants.

They are worthless, disgusting, hopelessly spoiled. There is no such thing as European culture ; just lots and lots of Caucasian shame. And no accomplishments despite having absolutely EVERYTHING, just handed to them. If someone is voluntarily uneducated, they should be euthanized.

An education is a privilege that I have never once been afforded; but I am still infinitely better educated and more accomplished than the KKK.
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