Carson

This term is used for males who ussually brag about there sexual life constantly , which in reality consists of receiving nudes from 10 year old girls. The majority of his time is spent jacking off and telling people he can’t hangout because he’s “busy”. This male is usually so horny he gets arroused by the slightest bit of skin on a female. Male can usually be seen wearing some gay ass clothes. Do not confuse this for a Cameron or a caden, the key difference is the signature “fuckboi” haircut. This males sexuality varies from homosexual to heterosexual so take caution when around a “carson”

Why is that dude staring at my little sister! What a carson.

by MysteriousGuyNextDoor2 December 6, 2017

Carson

A premium douchebag who will always drink and get high.

Yo, is he smoking?
Oh yeah, I forgot he is a Carson

by Ghetthatass_asap December 22, 2018

Carson

A complete asshole. Great at making dick moves.

Me: wanna share your headphones, I lost my beats
Carson: no bitch

by Enter name here15 January 14, 2017

Carson

Piece of human garbage, would do anything to make you feel terrible about yourself. Goes about his day acting like a faggot and the such and sort.

Oh shit! Its Carson. That guys a faggot don't look him in the eyes...

by jeffyladinthisland August 27, 2018

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

carson

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.

I am the mother fucken Carson.

by VMFA225 May 14, 2008

carson

A sexy, bad ass, geek, with a horses dick. Every girl that looks at him wants to get fucked by him.

Hot girl-I just had the best sex of my life.
Friend-Wow you must have been with a Carson.

by Timothy the Train engine February 18, 2018