callum

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

wow , what a callum

by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019

callum

a guy that a girl called jasmine likes

jasmine ur a simp for Callum

by mara. October 29, 2020

callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007

callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

by callum buttress May 2, 2018

callum

Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself

Callum begs it mush and chats shit

by badmanriddimbled February 10, 2012

callum

he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum

callum is a bad midget not sexy human

by luke parish January 24, 2018