crumb patch

Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina

im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.

by Crumb pat September 21, 2015

Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 14, 2018

crumb of drug

A unit of measurement for the drug spacka, the going rate being one badger to the crumb.

With his Seagal vision, he saw the youth had a crumb of drug. It had cost him an entire badger.

by Clumcraftn January 26, 2017

Crumb Slut

An ant.

I just fought off a horde of crumb sluts from a pizza box in the garage to recycle something.

by RGB773 August 31, 2022

It's giving crumbs

When you or someone tries too hard to be relatable. Misuse of slang when they believe they are correct but are not. The best compliment you can give someone after "You thought you ate".

Friend 1: "Hey, that's so fetch that it's giving me every flavor, Yeet ."
Friend 2: "Wtf are you saying? That doesn't make any sense. It's giving crumbs"

by randomblueberry November 28, 2022

crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

nerd crumbs

To give a forum thread a boost by asking a question in which nerds love to discuss...

*posts on forum*

'Who is better, Picard or Kirk?'

*the nerd crumbs have been laid, now lets watch the forum lights shine*

by The thread master November 28, 2006