Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

by Turkey G-unit August 5, 2008

car crotch

The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.

I don’t know about you but I’m getting real bad car crotch over here.

by TheOdysseus December 29, 2017

crotch hawk

A person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens' pants when in mixed company. A crotch hawk always knows when someone's fly is open.

"My friend Melanie is such a crotch hawk...I don't think her eyes ever get above the waist."

by KMOB July 26, 2006

Crotch Cannibal

A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.

Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..

by Killer Js house of blues January 24, 2009

Crotch Bubble

The type of fart that comes out of your butt and travels up through your crotch.

Whoa, danny. I just had a crotch bubble!

by The girls with the connection December 28, 2009

crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

by Kid Ray September 25, 2006

Crotch of Hookers

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.

"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."

by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011