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crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression
"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"
by dablord69 October 23, 2017
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Crippling Stank

When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.
by Highschool DxD November 21, 2017
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Crippling Depression

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by Ido1134 December 5, 2017
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Boner Crippled

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016
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Tripple Cripple

When two handicap downsyndrome people headbutt walls and create gargle sounds, this makes a wonderfull melody
forming a temporary band called tripple cripple.
Ay yo the fuck, look its tripple cripple smacking the floor with there phalanges, omg im so interested in life.
by TripleCripple August 7, 2020
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Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
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Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012
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