Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

The Dirty Crayon

When you do a girl in the ass then pull out with some shit on your dick. You then proceed to use your dick like a crayon and draw a fun picture on her back.

"My girl loves it when I give her the dirty crayon."

by Felix Maloy January 12, 2009

brown crayon

after to men have dirty anal sex and the ones dick is covered in shit

'erin and g went in the hezze fo da night and one o them came out with a brown crayon'

by Kailey April 21, 2003

Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

Poo Crayon

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.

Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009

brown crayon

A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Crayon Eater

A term used by Rhymestyle for Kid Buu in Dragon Ball Fighterz.
It is also used for any Kid Buu mains like Cloud805.

Guy 1: who do you main in fighterz?
Guy 2: Kid Buu
Guy 1: fucking crayon eater!

by Itachi_Uchiha March 20, 2021