Coronavirus 

The Coronavirus is a fucked up disease that causes respiratory issues and/or a dry cough.

Fuck you, COVID-19

*Walks into a party with beers*

"I have Corona!"

*Everyone then proceeds to scream and flee thinking they have Coronavirus*

Coronavirus by DDOM April 30, 2020

coronavirus 

a {virus} that has brought the population status of earth to a stable condition and is reducing pollution>

coronavirus has nourished mother earth

coronavirus by kiarasri April 13, 2020

Coronavirus 

A DAMN RESPIRATORY ILLNESS. YOU. DONT. NEED. TO. BUY. EXTRA. TOILET. PAPER. ITS. NOT. FOOD. POISONING.

"bro I have coronavirus. You don't need all that toilet paper"

Coronavirus by Random Ass Weirdo May 3, 2020

Coronavirus 

The one where people could not stay home and spread it around the United States. The one where these people caused people there lives, the economy to fall, a lockdown nationwide, and the class of 2020 Seniors to miss their last semester of high school, their last spring sports, their last prom, their walk through the all of the schools, their honors night or yearbook day, and most and worst of all their graduation. So seniors thank you for cutting short their year and not giving them the chance to put this major part of their life behind them and now those memories will all be incomplete.

The coronavirus was the virus that killed thousands of people.
Sam, did you know Mark has the coronavirus and is not in the hospital fighting for his life?
The class of 2020 who had to give up their last semester because of the coronavirus.

Coronavirus by republicans1101 April 2, 2020

Coronavirus 

A stupid virus that causes Karen's to buy all the toilet paper

Kid-Hey mom did you hear of the coronavirus

Mon- ofc I did it is all over the place

Kid- well I have it

Karen-oh you have the coronavirus here is some toilet paper

Kid- that does not help

Coronavirus by Karen-girl1230 April 4, 2020

Coronavirus 

The coronavirus is a newly discovered virus that causes the coronavirus disease. The disease (COVID-19)is an infectious disease caused by the virus. The disease was first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, the capital of China's Hubei province, and has since spread globally, resulting in the ongoing 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic. Common symptoms include fever, cough, and shortness of breath. Other symptoms may include fatigue, muscle pain, diarrhea, sore throat, loss of smell, and abdominal pain. The virus is mainly spread during close contact, and by small droplets produced when people cough, sneeze, or talk.

To prevent the coronavirus from spreading, you should keep away from crowded places if you have symptoms to not infect others OR to not be infected by others if you don't have it.

Coronavirus by Not the WHO April 6, 2020

Coronavirus 

A deadly disease that causes riots and makes several hundred Karens go to jail. It creates mile-long lines of death outside your local target. And yes you are the target.

Karen: I didn't mean to drive over him the coronavirus (toilet paper) made me do it.
Police: You mean you have toilet paper *body slams Karen*.

Coronavirus by RonaPona April 13, 2020