Color Blind

Being part of that awesome group of people who are alone in being able to truly appreciate things like rainbows, acid trips , and tie-dye

"Why do you like that shirt so much?"
"You don't understand... I'm Color Blind"

"How is it that you colored the sun green, the ocean purple, but managed to get the rainbow perfect?"
"I'm color blind"

by Diabetic Color-Blind April 4, 2009

color monster

Originally defined as the monster that sneaks up on you while peeing in the woods and names a random color.

When refrencing the color monster, a third party said, "I believe they like to be called African Americans"

We prefer the original definition and try to make the slang for black not a part of normal speach.

"the color monster scared me and made me pee on my leg a little bit"

by EdFrut July 1, 2008

Color envy

The act of being jealous of someone else's skin color

Dark skinned blacks are jealous of light skinned blacks because they have color envy.

by Black Fascist Hater February 11, 2013

Color Dysmorphia

Color Dysmorphia is not about the colors you would find in the rainbow, but rather it is when you feel as though your skin color is unfit for your body. If someone chooses to follow through with changing their skin tone, they have the potential to turn orange, ashy, or commit blackface. Color dysmorphia is most common in celebrities that live in LA.

Micheal Jackson: Heee Heee!
Producer: Hey, Micheal, since when were you white?

Micheal Jackson: I bleached my skin bitch! I have color dysmorphia. I want to be white now, I hate being black.

Ariana Grande: *exists*
Victoria Justice: we kinda look similar, don’t we?
Ariana Grande: needs to change her appearance so she decides to over tan, get rid of the child star look, and become black.

by Sasquatch Sally November 23, 2019

color changing glass

Special kind of of glass used in making various smoking utensils. Like the name implies, it changes color as you smoke out of the utensil.

Check out my cool color changing glass spoon!

by JuanDeez November 8, 2003

Color guard

Horny high school hoes who can’t play instruments but still want to be in band.

SASAH! Honey please keep ahold of that saber we have a shoe tomorrow; and I will not let this color guard look awful!

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.

Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.

by LB Catz December 3, 2013