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Smoking Clam Syndrome

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A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).

The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".

David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
by Parcerito January 31, 2010
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Reverse Clam-Slam

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When a male and female are on all fours, with their asses touching. With a tricky arch of the back and bend of the penis, the male makes his entry.
I've banged this girl so many times, I'm getting bored. Might have turn myself around and pull the reverse clam-slam on her.
by D.D. Brown April 20, 2009
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clam sauce

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the secretion that eminates from an extremely aroused
vagina(clam) also known as pussy juice
"Oh man Connie's clam sauce was all up on ma dick after i pounded the shit out of her with my raging clam hammer."
by doogtown February 29, 2008
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alabama clam slammer

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When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.
alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand
by Teemurph December 9, 2009
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Cramp stamp

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When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).
Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.
by thethird September 4, 2009
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camp seneca lake

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the awesomest place in the world. a camp in the woods at the edge of a cornfield in penn yan. the staff is cool, and the campers are the shiznit. its run out of the jcc, so the kids are predominately rich and jewish. many of them are from brighton and pittsford. the campers are divided into 5 villages. seneca, mohawk, onondaga, cayuga, and tuscarora. friday night serves as a religious time for the jewish sabbath, with a nice dinner and then shabbat walk. services are fun. camp seneca lake is the awesomest place ever. WARNING: ALL OF THE FOOD IS KOSHER
goy: yo man, what are you doing this summer?
jew: camp seneca lake!! its going to be amazing
by whatja say June 28, 2006
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