chomper

girl who bit off guys penis when giving blowjob because parents knocked on the door

Damn man,i heard that girl that my brother was with is a real chomper,now I'm never going to be a uncle

by spazdude April 7, 2008

chinese chode chomper

a person who likes to chomp or lick a chinese persons chode....the skin between a guys balls and butthole

Your a freaking chinese chode chomper.

by Buzobs May 13, 2005

chomper

(n.)- A forceful act where all of ones teeth are broken out and oral sex is forced upon the vitcim; a forceful, bloody "blow job" where blood is a lubricant.

The crazy man gave the crazier woman a chomper.

by Beno December 10, 2003

compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.

Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.

by Karbowiak October 17, 2009

cheapy chomper

1: A frugal misanthropist

2: An overly economical person, often at the expense of their own interests

Give us a quid you cheapy chomper.

by My May 9, 2003

chomper

A dike who chomps on her girls clitorus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............Chomper HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by none June 11, 2003

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010