buttfucking

punishment one receives after incompetence at work, usually performed by manager or senior member of staff

why the fuck did you do that! jesus h christ im gonna take you down that cellar and bend you over that 22 galloner and give you the buttfucking only piles in a puff's palace would stop!!

by TomUK May 16, 2006

buttfuck mcdougle

one who recieves it in the ass

let's go down to phils house and play with buttfuck mcdougle

by damien medeth September 9, 2003

accidental buttfuck

Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.

Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"

I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.

by 420 LEM April 14, 2014

buttfuck

a situation in which you buy a product/service online and the company you payed did not provide the product, thus cheating you out of your money for nothing.

I tried to buy some ram and got buttfucked.

by Joebloe November 21, 2002

buttluck

when you need a result which depends on the actions of an asshole, or a butthole.

OR

Sort of the lines of pulling something out of your ass but instead of something... it's luck

that butthole better score that test in 8 weeks or I'm screwed... I'm gonna need some buttluck

I'm gonna need some buttluck to make this happen

by Parth S Patel December 7, 2010

buttfuck

To light your cigarette off of someone else's cigarette. Usually done by annoying faggots who never seem to have a lighter.
Butt, meaning cigarette. Fuck, meaning to steal your lit cigarette end.

Hey, can I buttfuck you? I don't have my lighter handy.

by AshHole11 June 18, 2011

kenyan buttsuckle

When a skinny black man goes on all fours (as if he were a dog) and is behind another man (or woman) who is laying freshly dead and at a 68 degree angle from the ground, he then precedes to use his tongue in a swirling manner to "suckle" the immediate anal discharge from her bloody asshole... then he must throw up and eat it as if it is the only food left in Kenya.

"Hey I heard Chad totally Kenyan Buttsuckled that hobo under the bridge last night without getting his Abercrombie jeans dirty."

by Aliroxhard July 23, 2009