by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020
More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.
Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.
by Moe_to_the_ May 14, 2018
The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.
by Crazybird69 September 09, 2021
Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
by BINK MUSIC May 02, 2008
Noun- When you are sitting in such a way that you fart and the fart goes forward and between your testicle and leg. The moment when the air is trapped between your testicle and your leg is the moment you have a stank bulge.
Guy 1: Dude I did something embarrassing last night with my girl
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
by Anti-Rapistry April 19, 2021
The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
A nickname for the bulge created in the crotch of a person with a penis, while said person has been denied access to their own penis. The word "null" in the name indicates that the ability of that person to make use of their own penis has been "nullified".
A null bulge can be formed in real life by having the person wear a chastity cage and over that some sort of underwear or speedo, smoothing the appearance of the crotch into a bulge.
In a furry art, the null bulge is created by having the character encased in a form of compliant rubber or other tight-fitting material that prevents the character's penis from becoming erect or being touched.
Having a null bulge can be considered a fetish which has some similarity to the desire to be in a chastity cage, to receive sexual pleasure exclusively from anal penetration or generally submit to another person by relinquishing control of their sexuality.
A null bulge can be formed in real life by having the person wear a chastity cage and over that some sort of underwear or speedo, smoothing the appearance of the crotch into a bulge.
In a furry art, the null bulge is created by having the character encased in a form of compliant rubber or other tight-fitting material that prevents the character's penis from becoming erect or being touched.
Having a null bulge can be considered a fetish which has some similarity to the desire to be in a chastity cage, to receive sexual pleasure exclusively from anal penetration or generally submit to another person by relinquishing control of their sexuality.
I made sure my boy can never play with himself again - look at his feeble attempts at manipulating his little null bulge!
by Incogg July 18, 2024