Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?
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Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?
by 90dy May 6, 2024
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I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
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