Broner

The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.

Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.

by rkomonk July 18, 2009

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

Broner

When a bro gets a boner from another bro

Your bro does something sexy. Then all the sudden boyyoyoing. broner!

by masterbro969 August 20, 2012

broverturned vehicle

An overturned vehicle, usually a bro truck, whose unnecessary lift caused the center of gravity to be raised to a point wherein it contributed to the overturning of the vehicle. The overturn is usually initialized by poor bro driving, excessive speeds on a standard turns, or impact of another bro truck.

"I was late to work because there was broverturned vehicle blocking traffic at the intersection."

by bycrom February 7, 2009

Brocery List

A grocery list among bros. Made by bros, bought by bros.

Bro 1: Hey bro can you put beer on the brocery list
Bro 2: Sure bro!

Bro 1: Hey bro when are brocery shopping?
Bro 2: Rice meow.
Bro 1: Bitchin

Chick 1: Hey can you add some eggs to the brocery list?
Bro: Fuck no!

by Broback Brobama October 20, 2011

broser

People who are incapable of ever being bronies but try anyway. These people are hated. they usually do not watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, they just read fan-fics, edits, and little clips. Sometimes people are called brosers for being ashamed of being a brony, but it is not the correct use.

Brony 1: Look at that broser!
Brony 2: *facepalm* Such a disgrace.
Broser/Brony: Guys, I'm not a broser just because I'm ashamed I like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!

by ositapink01 @ youtube November 14, 2011

Broser

Someone who is posing as a bro. Most brosers are people who are incapable of ever being bros. Perhaps they are too nerdy or intelligent, socially awkward, or just don't have the right amount of starch in their collars.

Tom: Did you just see Jave Kelly?

Neil: That's not Jave, that's Nate and he's a broser.

by Alexander Moore October 23, 2007