One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.
Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.
by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021

Bronze - a subhuman pleb without the basic knowledge required to be normal ELO. The lowest IQ amongst adults, basically equal to an infant.
by Just some average guy February 19, 2017

The phenomenon when you play ranked and you lose for the overwhelming gap in other role, so you pick that role in the next game and still lose for huge gap in another role.
submitted by tkk_ey
submitted by tkk_ey
hardstuck midlaner: gg unlucky jng diff.
*on the next game*
hardstuck jungler: gg unlucky top top gap.
hardstuck's friend: dude just stop. you're having bronze syndrome.
*on the next game*
hardstuck jungler: gg unlucky top top gap.
hardstuck's friend: dude just stop. you're having bronze syndrome.
by Takagi February 15, 2021

by Cake Team69 April 19, 2018

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"
"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"
"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"
by Terance August 26, 2012
