Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Going For The Bronze

Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.

God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.

by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021

bronze

Bronze - a subhuman pleb without the basic knowledge required to be normal ELO. The lowest IQ amongst adults, basically equal to an infant.

"So, you're bronze? Did you int in all your qualifiers?"

by Just some average guy February 19, 2017

Bronze Syndrome

The phenomenon when you play ranked and you lose for the overwhelming gap in other role, so you pick that role in the next game and still lose for huge gap in another role.

submitted by tkk_ey

hardstuck midlaner: gg unlucky jng diff.
*on the next game*
hardstuck jungler: gg unlucky top top gap.
hardstuck's friend: dude just stop. you're having bronze syndrome.

by Takagi February 15, 2021

bronze nebula

Massive white cock

“After I ate this girls ass, I fed her my bronze nebula.”

by Cake Team69 April 19, 2018

Bronze Sundial

A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"

by Terance August 26, 2012