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brett has a small dick and is a bad motherfucker who likes a girl called lauren.brett wishes he could fuck lauren but he can't because he has a small dick
for a example brett cant suck a pussy because he has small penis
by john wick123333309876543 October 1, 2018
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Brett Yang

One of the two members of the iconic YouTube duo
Twosetviolin. He is a violinist and YouTube comedian. Brett is the one with glasses, who plays the son in Twoset’s comedy sketches when Eddy Chen plays the Asian Mom character.
Brett Yang was hilarious in Twoset’s new video.
by Ling Ling wannabe October 27, 2019
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Brett Keane

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.
DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!
by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016
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Brett Appel

A tall, skinny, twirp, that resembles a mixture of Beaker from Sesame Street and Jim Parsons. You might be able to find a Brett Appel sneaking around a Bass Pro Shop looking at fishing pools or the woman's dressing room section at your local Walmart.
"Man look at that creep, he's such a Brett Appel."
by schauppner October 8, 2018
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Brett Thompson

A popular Youtuber That has a cat named Zazzles. If your not subbed to him. You need to. It’s worth it
by BrettZazzles May 4, 2022
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George Brett

Having uncontrable watery diarrhea that runs down the back of your leg usually after eating bad shellfish or possibly Mexican food.
I pulled a George Brett on my drive home from Red Lobster and shit all over my car.
by bpsizzle February 8, 2019
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Brett Hand

a sexy himbo with big boobies from inside job
by arlo!! November 24, 2021
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