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Breeder Box

A (usually) large home generically designed for raising a brood of children. May separate the main bedroom and/or a den on a different floor from all the other bedrooms. Found principally in middle-class suburban neighborhoods near schools.
I'm retired now and we should downsizethe last thing I want is another breeder box!
by strangertotheground July 10, 2023
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color breeder

A derogatory term for a domesticated animal breeder, usually dog breeder, that exclusively selects breeding pairs based on the skin color/coat color and markings, to the detriment of other selectable criteria.

Specifically, this is not a racist phrase regarding human genetics and human interracial offspring.
I do not endorse their dog breeding program, they are a color breeder, selecting nearly exclusively for coat color and fur markings.
by frhwdofnursekaj December 28, 2021
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Cracker Breeder

A racist and heterophobic slur used by black and fag people. The opposite of the Idddubz paper of Nigger Faggot.
Oh look, a single piece of paper that says Cracker Breeder!
by GDZ September 18, 2022
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Rabbit Breeder

A person with five or more kids.

It comes from the phrase: breeds like rabbits.
Hey look Paul, that's Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Looks like his wife is pregnant again, and they are already on like their sixth kid! What Rabbit Breeders.
by QuinceyQuidditch February 21, 2014
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Breeder

look at these two breeders kissing in public”
by ii_AestheticBoii_ii July 1, 2025
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Breeder

Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.

Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:

"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
by Failurebitch July 14, 2025
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Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior
Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!
by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014
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