Brad

The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.

Brads believe they are the alpha males of the modern society.

by God Vape November 28, 2018

Brad

Brad is the most amazing person ever and he is the sweetest person ever. He is really strong and beautiful. If you meet a Brad you should definitely date him

What’s your name?
I’m Brad

OMG i love you so much

by Overall good January 28, 2021

Brad

The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.

Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!

Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.

by jiznurpants May 28, 2018

Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.

It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her

by Com Mate June 14, 2019

Brad

A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.

Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.

by tcoll699 July 23, 2019

the Brads

When you can’t communicate with other human being or make all interactions awkward.

He can’t talk to anyone today, must me a serious case of the Brads

That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads

by Fungal December 20, 2020

Brad

A typical douche, you will often find "brads" have a childish side that can't be tamed. Ugh, can we say dramatic? A Brad is often seen as a poser, and will lie to get all it wants. Steer clear of Brads.

Ugh, did you hear what he did at that party? He is such a Brad!

by Bewareoftheplastics94 March 5, 2016