Any human female that persists in irritating the living shit out of any other person despite repeated attempts to ditch the bitch.
by ChivalrousDickweed May 08, 2012
by backbreaker September 01, 2010
When one person says a clever or funny burn directed at another person, and everyone laughs in response, but it takes the one receiving the burn seconds or even minutes to understand it.
Person 1- **Insert witty burn here**
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult
by xXx_Death_xXx June 21, 2014
by Mister Butts June 14, 2015
by Givememyeffinglighterback March 05, 2012
by しゅじん November 06, 2021
When, having taken a sickie or made an excuse that you are ill when you are actually well to avoid work or a social event you then become ill soon afterwards and have to go to work or event when ill.
Woman 1"Why is Bill at work today when he is obviously ill?"
Woman 2 "Oh, he took a sickie a week ago to go to Glastobury festival and now he has a boomerang sickie. That's Karma for you"
Woman 2 "Oh, he took a sickie a week ago to go to Glastobury festival and now he has a boomerang sickie. That's Karma for you"
by Mez1 June 05, 2011