Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch

Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom

by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011

Boinky sloinky

when the sussy slucky wuggy does the spluncky boingy sloinky to wubby wluby sussy splushie wockie stoinky wlubby splushie but the scruby scrussy isnt wobbly woinky anymore 🤤🤤🤤

person 1: Boinky sloinky 🤤🤤

person 2: what?

by Microsoft power point March 17, 2022

Boinky

Something that pops up, unexpectedly.

Woah, dude, your boinky almost hit me in the face!

by Elliot H February 15, 2008

boink

sexual act

"hey babe....lets boink tonight"

by litekeeper January 7, 2009

blinking or blink-blink

what an incredibly idiotic person says when trying to say blinging or bling-bling.

"that necklace is blinking, dude!" or, "you're heavy on the blink-blink today!!!"

by blinging chick April 14, 2003

boinkhole

To be hit, via a poke, punch, kick or shot, directly in the asshole, causing severe discomfort. Can be pronounced - "boink-hole", but if you want more character, combine the k and h - "kh" giving it a slight horking sound.

chris crocker gave me a boinkhole.

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

Boink List

1. A list of people you would like to boink. Commonly, the list consists of celebrities and professional athletes.

2. A list of people that you and your spouse or S.O. are allowed to boink, if you ever get the opportunity, without getting in trouble.

Brad Pitt is on my Boink List. His boinkability rating is in the stratosphere.

by blackbirdy December 18, 2009