Birthday Bukkake

A celebratory bukkake in which the recipient is cum on, on their birthday, by the amount of men corresponding to their new found age.

Emma's 22nd Birthday party was mental! That Birthday Bukkake has put me right off having a birthday party of my own"; "I dread to think of the Birthday Bukkake that will take place at my nan's 90th Birthday party, It is going to be tricky to find that amount of men willing

by Rodent Features April 22, 2011

birth canal lottery

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.

Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.

by mistrooth September 22, 2011

Birthfag

1. The thing you say to wish someone a happy fucking birthday (noun)

2. Something you call someone on their birthday. (Adjective)

1. Happy birthfag,Jessica.
2. It's this birthfag's special day,suckas.

by Mcrbirthfag666 February 26, 2018

male birth

When a male hasn’t shit in 3 days or longer and is very constipated also .Then his next bowel movement that takes place which opens up his asshole to levels he never imagined ,like a women giving birth with no pain killers . Leaving behind a massive turd and blood in the bowl .

“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !

by Large in charge March 21, 2019

birth nose

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.

You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

by angelique clark August 26, 2006