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Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.
mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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I can be and am better than you

I'm not competing with my self and you are trying to erase and control me because you could not win.
Hym "I can be and am better than you. And your reaction to losing is going to exist on the internet forever in the form of the xQc meme where it's him laughing juxtaposed to him stonefaced. You only hurt yourselves by doing this to me and receding into your own solipsistic existence. When the door to your cell closes it closes forever the second I die."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .
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Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph
You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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