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benis/benys

short for bengalis mostly used in luton
by unknown12333 October 27, 2021
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Beni

Beni is a nice guy, with a lot of money and that loves cars. He has a small dick and isn’t good at sex. He always falls for unavailable girls and he gets jealous.He can be hard working. He can do anything so that the girl he has a crush on will notice him like changing his hairstyle or buying new clothes.
by Blackbarie_ November 21, 2021
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Benis

It's like penis but with beans
Person 1: dang man did you see what John made
Person 2: oh yeah he made that cool Benis
by Sooiler July 29, 2020
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Beni

The name of a man who would crash as soon as they brought a plane into his hands.
"If there was a pilot named Beni on the plane, I would jump"
by Trigger4622 January 20, 2024
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Benis

“benis” is Slang used by marching band members (AKA ‘Band Kids’) that refers to the illusion of a bulge created by the creasing of the bibbers (uniform overalls) at the crotch area. Short for ‘bibber penis’
“Dude, those bibbers are totally big on you—look at the size of your benis!”

“That’s not a benis, dude, that’s just my actual bulge”
by ILikeChickimms August 9, 2025
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Beni and Kai

Beni and Kai part 2.

The day Kai left. The day kai left, Beni didn’t cry that much. But she always knew she wouldn’t cry until it really it her. It hadn’t hit her yet. The first day at school without kai felt so lonely. One thing that hit the hardest for her is a text from her friend that she was talking to. “I feel bad for you. Everytime I saw you I saw her. But now you walk alone.” She would think about that sometimes at night, staring up at the ceiling in her dark room and cry. She had no idea what to do and who to talk to. It’s like, she had no one. Time went on, she found 1 new friend and built a stronger bond with someone she was kinda friends with from middle school. But it was no good. Everytime they did stuff together, Beni would always be reminded of kai. Everytime she hung out with her friend and it’s not that fun, she would always think about Kai and wish that it were them with her instead. She knew that it was wrong, and her friends deserved better. But she couldn’t help it. It was always them. It was always, Kai. She just wanted Kai back. More than anything. She loves her new friends, but it’s nothing compared to Kai. It’s wrong it’s wrong it’s wrong she knows, but… it’s always Kai. She spent everyday with Kai, on the phone, texting, meeting up, talking, now she can’t have that. Not in the same way anyway. She doesn’t want to move on. It’s always Kai. She wants friends, but it’s always Kai. She hates feeling like this, but it’s always Kai. Beni. And Kai…
*Beni and Kai walking together on the Bus laughing*

“Ahh if it isn’t Beni and Kai”
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Benis

A baked bean penis that belongs to a man who has a woman's name
Sharon: Hey Betty, Nice BENIS
Betty: Cheers Mate!
by KH28 Apekz July 30, 2019
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