1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.

someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

by cruster duster March 3, 2021

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

golden beetle

Urinating on a stool

James leaves a golden beetle in the toilet

by UrbanDormer January 11, 2022

Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

Beetle bitten

When one is so dirty its just not enough for the fleas so the beetles show up and start biting
Ex : damn will' s beetles bitten ass stinks

Damn wills beetle bitten ass stinks

by Poketino December 20, 2017

beetle snoit

A absolute madman driven by drugs to accomplish one thing, RAPE.

"Dawg Dan is a beetle snoit"

by ItsLunnatic June 15, 2023