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Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability
Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!
by Anjelloe May 12, 2017
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basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.
Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"
by arcticroy July 9, 2021
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Basementdweller Syndrome

When a person in Isab's (a famous YouTuber known for Bloons games) discord server (called Isab's Basement) acts like a retard, most oftentimes new members.
Basement Dweller: I think that Crossbow Master is a much better tower than The Tack Zone.
Me (not a basement dweller): Vrej, TZ has much better DPS than XBM. You obviously have Basementdweller Syndrome.
by Elite_Ninja6 May 22, 2022
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Basement Duo

Basement Duo is the duo name of two people, Coal and Dragon.
Basement Duo Group Crying starts in 10 minutes! Don't be late!
by Basement Duo September 18, 2022
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basement guy

A basement guy/man is an employee of a company who often work in customer service or run the social media page. They work with a metaphorical gun to their head.
The basement guy is taking a lot of heat in the comments, but it’s not their fault. They had to submit that post because it’s their job.
by TheGaryTard May 22, 2023
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greasy basement rat

-isn’t lexi such a greasy basement rat

-like what a
by the og gbr January 24, 2018
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Hardwood Basement Cult

A group of guys being guys in this one discord server, fools being fools. Named after a basement that was indeed made kf hardwood. Pretty epic.
I visited the Hardwood Basement Cult to see whats new
by Trainguy43 April 20, 2020
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